Undies for Uncontrollable Members

To my mind, anyone who would buy a pair of these are perhaps a tad overly focused on their toilet organs. What you see here is the inside out version, so you can properly appreciate the mechanics of how it all works. Now, I’ve never heard of penises flying off in all directions or sneaking around the side of your leg. Where the hell do they think one’s member is going to go that they need to put a collar on it. No, this has got sado-masochist starter-kit written all over it, if you ask me. This is how it starts, and before you know it, you’re shopping for underwear in the toy department. Homeplus—clean up your act!
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